Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
The ass gains better be worth it
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