Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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