Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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