Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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