I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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