i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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