Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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