Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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