I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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