I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just pee around me
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
