Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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