Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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