is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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