Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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