He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Randomize
