so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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