I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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