The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I have aggressive nipples.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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