It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Please don't give away my fajitas
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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