your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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