woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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