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He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I just found a bag of teeth...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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