Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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