Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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