i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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