Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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