talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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