Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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