I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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