Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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