I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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