Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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