Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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