She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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