How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Randomize
