? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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