i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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