you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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