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Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
the gays at disneyland are vicious
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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