There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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