Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
