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Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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