He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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