ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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