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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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