we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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