Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
