it hurts more in the daytime
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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