how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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