What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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