so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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