Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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